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BREAKING NEWS

News Feed Terminal Features Breaking News
from FunSucks Headquarers, Bapudi House, and other relevant sources.

	Sharad Speaks
4.37 pm 08-28-2005	Last and Final Correspondence From Sharad V.

	Flumpy
8.59 pm 07-12-2005	The True Story of Flumpy The Gerbil

	Nine-Inch Nails
1.48 am 05-28-2005	Lawyer Goes Third Straight Month Without Clipping Toenails

	Soap / Toothbrushes Questioned
3:59 pm 02-09-2005	Three People, Two Bars, What's Going On Here?

	PANIC! Remote Control Out Of Batteries
2:32 am 02-09-2005	Resurection Attempted With Triple-A Found Behind Couch

	Burger's Identity Mistaken
10:43 pm 01-26-2005	Faulty Car Window: Distinct Possiblity

	Weary Innocent Are Spared!
5:22 am 01-25-2005	Early-Morning Commotion Muffled By Towels

	Communal Towel Rack Collapses!
5:16 am 01-25-2005	High Risk Of Early-Morning Noise

	Coffee Percolation Successful
11:55 pm 01-24-2005	Consciousness Extended Three More Hours

	South-Eastern Window Makes Clacking Sound
1:30 pm 01-22-2005	Shifting Air Currents Suspected

	Kitchen Counter's Clump Of Clam Chowder Breaks 2 Week Mark
10:00 am 01-20-2005	Public Health Threatened

	Bottle Of Advil Reported Missing
8:30 pm 01-19-2005	Period Of Rampant Cleaning To Blame

	Substratal Exploration Connects East and West
10:26 pm 01-17-2005	Mummified Bird Discovered In Creepy Underbelly

	Weather Shifts, Ants Withdraw
2:07 pm 01-16-2005	Exterior Trash Cans Reported Full

	A N T S !
1:35 pm 01-15-2005	Aggressive Sanitiation Efforts Prove Ineffectual

	Courier Distracted By Impulsive Fast Food Run
6:35 pm 01-14-2005	Trip To Silverlake Slips Mind

	Residents Investigate Odor
1:27 am 01-13-2005	Source Of Mysterious Fragrance Elludes Search Teams

	Feasters Stuffed By Giant Barbeque
8:47 pm 01-12-2005	Dog Desires Tidbits

	Entire Night Wasted
4:35 am 01-10-2005	Resident Blames Television

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