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FunSucks Recipe Guide
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"It was only a matter of time before we had to feed. It was the only sense of emphaticism we'd felt all year."
-- Gratis Firme |
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Brazed Feline Delight
One of Eastland's most celebrated dishes: Kun Fyunsk.
With young kittens, there's no need to skin, gut, or debone.
Simply fresh-braze the animal and season to taste.
This humble, hearty american meal serves 6.
Donuts
Is there anything they can't do?
Rot Dogs
Footlong, all-beef, kosher -- any style will work.
The key is to not refrigerate.
Ketchup, originally invented as stage makeup, is the perfect sidedish.
Fast Food
So many choices, so little choice.
FunSucks traverses the globe worshipping at drive-thrus everywhere.
An Apple A Day
With new genetically engeneered apples from ReamVision,
an apple every 120 days is good enough for any doctor of
legitimate medicine!
Bowl Of Hotsauce
Crusple ala HautSauze
Served "however" in crystal ball.
Burgers
Burgers are always a crowd pleaser.
But the bee's knees of teasing leaves the grease feeble with ease peoples.
Catch this rotisserie of recurring burger consumption.
French Toast With No Syrup
How to successfully enjoy the french toast you made
even after you realize that there's no syrup.
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